“i’m a montenegrin guy, why do i have to make my own food?”

men in montenegro can be so incompetent!

ok, so, i understand incompetent people (men and women) exist in other places, as well as montenegro and i understand there are some pretty competent human males in montenegro, but, oh my god, sometimes it’s just hard to find them.

from my own experience, and i am not calling any names, i have found that some guys here think they are entitled to everything. take simple things: food always has to be cooked and served, clothes always has to be clean and ironed (i don’t know if he knows where the washing machine is and he probably thinks he’d die if he touched an iron) to my favorite one: “hey mom, bring me my socks so i can get dressed and go on a date with a real girl”. (this girl should run)

honestly, it makes me a little mad, but apparently there is nothing i can do.

i can talk about this topic with mothers and sisters who are “victims” of the entitled behavior of our montenegrin eagles, and believe me – there is nothing they would rather do than obediently serve the male gods of their lives.

why is this so? well, i am wondering that same question as well, being it’s the 21st century and all, but that apparently has nothing to do with it. see,  our dear mothers, sisters, brothers and fathers have learned their whole life that… how do i put this… well, that guys are better than girls, that housework is humiliating to guys and that they should be served, “*grunt grunt grunt* we are men, you know”.

and so, my dear readers, us girls never stood a chance here. for it was us who have also been thought this. i know i know, even many of you girls out there disagree. well, i had a high school friend who thought girls belong in a kitchen, and home with the kids.

one thing always puzzled me, if guys are the ones competent enough to go out and work and provide for the family, how come they could never ever make their own sandwich?

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