if you’re funny lookin’, your money means nothing!
04 Sep 2010 1 Comment
in problemi društva Tags: funny, money, stupid banks
so, my boyfriend buys a court jester hat. blue and white, colors of the local club. and we wear it around town.
i had to go to the bank and do some stuff, but the security guard told me to take it off. “you can’t wear that in here. it’s… ummmm illegal” sure it is. well, i don’t have to be here anyways, goodbye.
so we went on. a different bank was okay with it. guess they are better at capitalism.
Can you say “Gleek”?! :D
21 Nov 2009 7 Comments
in fun fun fun! Tags: fun, funny, glee, love, music, show
and how fast can you say “crazed” ? cuz that is what i am right now!
ok, i confess, i am easily impressed. maybe a little to easily 
but that is what makes me what i am, right. i like watching stuff on tv. it relaxes me.
but GLEE? Oh, wow!
i LOVE GLEE! i cannot explain the feeling. damn, i am 20 years old, and here i am like some kind of a high school girl or elementary school kid drooling over twilight, or whatever they drool about these days. here i am, complete junkie for glee music and tv show.
you have to give me some credit here, the songs are GLORIOUS! did you hear defying gravity?! oh, my god! i was walking to school with my boyfriend today, played that song over my phone and was spinning in circles! it is THAT good! and he just laughed. he always says he is impressed by how easily impressed i am. and how energetic i can be!
and this just makes me wanna jump around and DANCE all the time! or just smile while i am probably butchering a couple of notes.
but that is okay, too!
so, yes, i did go completely crazy about some tv show, and i REFUSE to grow UP! there. it’s THAT good!
all the love!
wife…? no, thank you. what else you got? weddings are SO foofaraw.
13 Oct 2009 2 Comments
in society problems Tags: contract, foofaraw, funny, love, redundant, wedding
foofaraw. i was dying to use that word 
(you can click on it for a definition)
hi.
i was riding a bus while back, coming back home from my boyfriend’s house. the bus driver had the exterior appearance of a drunk person, and i when i first started taking that route with him behind the wheel, i was a little frightened. but i came to realize the man is not really drunk, he was just a tired man who probably had a fairly difficult life.
we had a few hellos here and there and then he noticed that i was taking this specific route to visit my boyfriend. he seems happy about that and sometimes he would ask me questions.
so, that one time, from the beginning of my post, he decided to ask me when will i marry my boyfriend and leave the country. i laughed and said how i will not do such thing. his face got an expression of a question mark and he said something that sounded silly to me, but here, sadly, it can be true. he asked “but, isn’t that (to get married) what you, young girls, dream of?”
“well, maybe. but not me. my dreams are more… intellectual. i dream of phDs.” he laughed. not the answer he expected.
that just popped back into my head and i laughed. it’s funny how society teaches little girls they have to get married and have kids… and that is not only here, in montenegro. it’s all over the world. even funnier is that it teaches little boys not to marry, or delay it as fast as possible.
and then you have all these females wanting to get married and all these males wanting to have fun, instead. not saying marriage isn’t fun. i just think that a contract shouldn’t be used in the case of love.
i, as i have probably mentioned before, in About me section, am madly in love. but i don’t see why would i have to, or even want to, sign a contract that says this. i write this and tell it and think it every breathing moment. and he knows it and i know it. why would church or state be given the right to make my relationship “official”? i made it official, by starting it.
i am so happy my boyfriend does NOT wanna marry me. it gives me even more assurance we’ll stay together forever. *sigh of love and devotion*
i have been to a lot of weddings. seems that most weddings lately happen because SHE is pregnant and thinks she will be though less of if she has a child, and there is no legal contract between her partner and her. so, they call each other husband and wife, and than it’s okay that her kid is born 5 months into the marriage. not all weddings happen because of pregnancy, of course.
the only reason i would get married is the wedding dress. god, they make them so pretty. i plan to go and try them out soon. just for fun. they are so big and pretty.
society is so funny sometimes. i try not to play by its rules.
but, nowadays, weddings represent a business. just think about how much do those wedding dresses cost! and then food and drinks and the dance halls and the outfits that people have to buy to look their best.
that is what weddings are – foofaraw.
marriage – well, you do not need a contract to be in a relationship. you need love. marriages tend to suck the love out of the relationships. that is how lawyers make their money.
love people, cherish love. there is no ‘contract’ in LOVE.
all the love,
what do you think when you see a talking doll on tv…
02 Oct 2009 3 Comments
in society problems Tags: fake, funny, journalism, montenegro, problem
…telling you how 5000 people died in some distant country while at the same time trying to smile and look pretty for the camera?
i am a cub reporter. i don’t know if you knew, but apparently, that is how they call us, beginners in this business. and, no, i am not 180 centimeters tall and work as a talking doll on one of the local private tv station. i actually write.
hey, i started this blog to practice my writing skills. and to make people laugh. you know, those people with a sense of humor, that do not offend easily. i will talk about that later, i am getting off the subject.
so, there are these tv stations in montenegro whose program is less informative and educative than teletubbies (but just as colorful). when you have a tv show whose program looks like it has been thought up by a bored sociopath who just wanted to hurt people by making them more… well, stupid, then you can actually say you have failed as a tv station. or in some of their cases, succeeded. maybe they want us to be the nation of idiots, doesn’t that make it easier for them to sell us stuff?
“journalism school?! what the hell do you need that for…?” one of my colleagues in college quoted a doll today in class. do you mind if i call them dolls? thanks.
well, it’s really what they think today… journalism school is unnecessary. what you NEED to have is no brain, so it is easier for the whole crew. “here, this is the text some journalist wrote in some agency. read it, who cares if we stole it or not.” she does not care, she gets to be on tv. oh, how fun! her dream came true. she can now read someone else’s hard work and not care that much about that. what she does care about is, do these jeans match that shirt, and maybe this skirt should be shorter.
it’s not every day you get to be on tv in a 600 000 people country. ha! i think everyone in montenegro has been on tv at least once.
but they are different! they are special.
there are journalists in montenegro today. real ones. really, there are. even on tv stations. they are people who work hard, create their own tv show, write, edit, do it all. “clap clap clap” to that.
aaah, editors. don’t like those. i don’t think any journalist likes that editor whose sole purpose in life is to butcher their piece. don’t get me started on that.
i’ll leave it at that for now.
all the love,
